|
I'm an overzealous, pedantic son-of-a-bitch. I writhe on the floor, I malinger, and I expose my thong at prom. I have an affinity for rubber trees and wrinkly old, sweet-faced men (in a totally platonic way...so if any of you are out there, call me!!) My hobbies include crocheting, skipping rocks in lakes, throwing eggs at people out of cars, and the occasional recreational gardening. I'm allergic to grass, plastic wrap, and any food containing dye number 51. My friends call me Frecks. Clever bitches.
|
